Once Sarah's winceyette nightie is off, I know I'm in for it,

She told me quite a while back that her rather voluptuous figure, couples with her long career as a girdle modeller for Freemans Catalogues has resulted in lots of bad sex with men of a certain age who used to wank off to those catalogue's in their youth. She's quite pleased with me as I can make squirt quite happily until she begs me to stop. She believes I am a wonderful lover. I dare not tell her my secret that a second or 2 looking at that miserable, gormless looking stuffed cow she has always pulls me back from the vinegar stroke.