Won't Somebody Please Think of the Hucows?!?!

Swear to gosh, I dated a hucow for a while. Well not so much dated but would get calls from one at 2 in the morning wanting to come over, crawl under my blankets without me acknowledging her , curl her chubby body up between my legs and suck my cock for as long as I wanted. I once told her a leather jacket was her mom.